- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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