- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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