"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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