Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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