what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

knock knock who's there? hope

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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