- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

You know whats annoying? Steve

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