An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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