What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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I'm homeless.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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