- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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