Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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