What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Joke

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