- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A man goes to the potty.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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