- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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