- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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