How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

So these two girls have a cup .

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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