You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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