why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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