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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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