- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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