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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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I C U P White stuff

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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