The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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