Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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