- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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