Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

pobody's nerfect

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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