- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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