- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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