- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whose your daddy? Not me

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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