Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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woman's lacrosse

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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