Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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