- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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