Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock knock Fuck off!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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