What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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womens rights

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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