What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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