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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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My jeans

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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