Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

123 f*ck off

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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