Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

an emo girl walked into a white room

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

a black man pays his child support

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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