- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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