- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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