Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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