- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Potassium? K.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

knock knock Goodbye

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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