- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??