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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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