How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Worms don't like apples.

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are u black unlucky

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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