- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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