Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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I'm tired.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

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