- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

My cat just died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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