How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Where's my baby??

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

PENIS that is all

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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