- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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