"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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