What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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