Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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stinky boner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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