What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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