- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Women's rights.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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