Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Obama = ebola

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Go away still nothing to see

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Yellow People !!

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Boner

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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