Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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