- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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