What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

I'm so punny.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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