- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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