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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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