So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

12 in general

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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