A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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