- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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