- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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