- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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