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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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