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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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