What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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the WNBA.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Anti Joke

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