- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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