- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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