- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

kennah campion when she talks

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

WNBA

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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