what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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deez nuts

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What is cowboy say

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Anti Joke

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