The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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