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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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