- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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