What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Cancer

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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