- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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