What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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