- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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