A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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