- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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