A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

thumb_up thumb_down -17

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

thumb_up thumb_down -17

asians have slitted eyes lol

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

thumb_up thumb_down -19

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man goes to the potty.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops