- Anti Joke

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Women's Rights.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad