- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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