Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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binladin walks into the american seals

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oh hey.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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