roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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