Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Blacks

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Tunechi

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

woman's rights

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