Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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dallen loves penis

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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american idol

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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