- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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