- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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