- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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