WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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