- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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