- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

your mom was so fat that she died.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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