Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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