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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

My cat just died.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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