- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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