I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

i found waldo.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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