Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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sky silverstein

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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