- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock knock. Its open.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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