- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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