- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Half life 3 confirmed

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your mother is so fat.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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