- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm so punny.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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