- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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