What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

womans rights...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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