- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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