I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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