- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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