Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Yo Mama just died.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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