*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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whats green and lives in the water

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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9/11

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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i like turtles

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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