- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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