- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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