- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

VITAMIN C!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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