- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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