An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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