What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Potassium? K.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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