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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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