- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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