what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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