Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the blue berry cross the road

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

jews

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

people magazine

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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