the WNBA.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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