lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

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