- Anti Joke

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A drunk guy walks into a car

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

If your reading this, youre not blind.