A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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