Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Your girlfriend.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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