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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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