- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

HEY!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Black people stink of shite!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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