What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

9/11

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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