- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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