whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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