- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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