Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Tucker Rivera

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A guy walks into a bar

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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