- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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