TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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