- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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