What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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No

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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