What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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