What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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9/11 my birthday

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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