- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Badabing.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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