- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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