- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Your mom went to college

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things