What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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