- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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