Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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woman's rights

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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