roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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