- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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