Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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