why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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