- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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