- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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