- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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