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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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