What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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