Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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My jeans

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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a black man pays his child support

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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