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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

were at work systems r down

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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